Sunday, December 12, 2021

La Chica - An Unapologetically Narcissistic Tale

 


“Dumbass, stop thinking. Act. Now.”

Even this snub did not work.

She slipped further  into thoughts, “Not dumbass, but numbass.”

Then her entire being shook again with the floor and the walls of the lavatory of the cabin. After three peaceful nights the fourth morning brought all these commotions.

The evening before, wood-pickers from Dhaksabandh village saw an elephant herd crossing the pebbly bed of Dhaksa River. There were three female elephants and two calves in the herd. The villagers alerted Dhaksabandh forest block office. Later in the evening, radio transmission officially alerted all the forest blocks of Dhaksa Division.

Everyone at the camp dinner table heard the bulletin. The duty officer created a vigil roster for fourteen pairs of men, pretty equally distributed for all trainee officers but one. The commanding officer being at rest in his Cabin a few miles away, there was nobody to decide over her fate.

She felt relieved by the break in the nightly show of chivalry, helpfulness, kindness and whatever. The greater question of survival, though in a probable struggle, with a lesser being, kept the men occupied. The threat of doomsnight looming at the doorstep made them oblivious of her.

She waded through the blinding darkness along a quarter of a mile long forest path to her cabin from the men’s barack and the mess. The visual union of the light bugs on the ground and the scattered stars in the night sky rejuvenated her wilder self .

After an hour the first pair on guard woke her up, “Chatterjee!”

Chatterjee left her bedding spread on the creaky wooden floor, held three feet above the ground on termite-eaten wooden posts, and muttered underneath her breath, “Foolfuckers.”

Then she stretched her hand over their head through the hollow of the missing window pane of the only bedroom of the cabin to receive the radio set. She grumbled, “Damn, Public Service. Just made custodian of a public property! Now I’m bound to report elephant sightings.”

The men left marching as soon as they finished performing their duty to their own satisfaction. She vented, “Shallah! It's a half an hour nightwatch for each of them. Whole night for me!”

Her thoughts wandered, “Men and their complexes about their shortcomings! Like Maknas, lacking tusks unable to attract female pachyderms in oestrus! The Commanding Officer, to keep me safe, made me sleep in a separate cabin with missing footboards in its hall which can bring both reptiles and rapists! For using the lavatory at night, I must cross the dark hall with my flashlight on, as only the bedroom at one end of the hall and the lavatory on the other have electric bulbs.”

She realized that she was merely ruminating what Dinesh jabbered the other night, “Everybody praises Chatterjee’s bravery. Nobody speaks of her compulsions.”

She kept the radio set by her pillow beside the flash light.

The alarm at four thirty in the morning woke her up. She needed an empty bowel to survive the daylong treks through Teak Plantations, also a bath to soak the heat, before breakfast at the barack mess by six o’clock, preceding fall in at six thirty.

Besides, bathing in daylight seemed awkward. The lavatory had a window, but no door pane. Opposite to it, a tread apart, was the bathroom with door panes, without any light. Through the opening of the imploded roof over the passage between the bathroom and the lavatory, the neighborhood children enjoyed peeping in, during daytime, dangling from the branches of the Sirish tree by the cabin.

Chatterjee turned impatient, “Numbskull dhoi. How has it become the matriarch of the herd with this much intellect? There’s no Chalta tree nearby. Can’t they find the Chalta plantation? Flocking here they’re wasting the public money, though we don’t know if they belong to us or to the country across the Dhaksa river. Their proddings to the cabin would soon throw me on a historic poop pile! (probably pulverizing tip of my backbone) My ass’ scared numb.”

Chatterjee, however, finished her business, literally restless. She uniformed herself up, rolled her bedding and stuffed her belongings in the rucksack. The intermittent shaking made it quite clear that the elephants would not leave until the cabin would rupture and bare open its secrets.

She stepped outside, rucksack on her back, clanking tree measurement equipment inside her haversack, slinged to her neck, radio set tucked to her waistband, the flashlight in hand. The early spring predawn wrapped her in grayness and chill.

She never locked the cabin in the last three days. Yet nothing went missing. With its imminent crumbling to the ground, locking the cabin appeared ludicrous. 

Chatterjee pointed her flash light to the moving massive figures outside the cabin lavatory. A cry of annoyance startled the sleepy neighborhood. Chatterjee turned the light off and reported the location of the elephants over the radio.

Next she checked the hollow beneath the cabin. The light reflected from the posts and empty trashed bottles of hooch here and there.

She noticed a man crawling beneath the cabin, towards the Sirish tree, away from the elephants. She caught him as he emerged out and snatched his bottle of hooch. Then, she dropped a little hooch on the overgrown grasses in the front yard of the cabin. The elephants turned towards the hooch patch. She created a hooch trail across the street in front of the cabin to the Chalta plantation a mile away.

Approaching the mess, she met two men on watch. They whispered, “Responding to your message.”

It reminded her of the radio and the responsibility. She paged, “Left the herd at the Chalta plantation.”

Breakfast was abuzz with the trick of the hooch trail.. 

Later, walking towards the felling blocks, Madhav said, “Chatterjee, nobody here’s half the woman you are.”

Chatterjee replied, “Don’t even aspire ever. Because transplanted uterus, genitals, ovaries, mammaries won’t give the X chromosome pairs to your every cell. After all, it’s all in our DNA.”




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Thursday, December 2, 2021

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Monday, November 1, 2021

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Tuesday, October 19, 2021

No Corner Left for Ghosts

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No Corner Left for Ghosts

The dark, smoky atmosphere helped Goris. It was dozing off. It imagined that the sound must be loud. It was unable to hear. It was unable to sense anything. It lacked organs to sense. 

Goris was the leftover existence in the afterlife of either Boris or Doris. It was impossible to tell.

As soon as Boris or Doris entered the afterlife, the first letter of the name was substituted by ‘G’. ‘G’ used to come from ‘ghost’. This substitution used to be the standard procedure of entry into the afterlife for all.

Moreover, the afterlife used to destroy gender, height, weight and all possible physical aspects of life to simplify the existence enormously. Consequently, knowing whether Goris used to be Doris or Boris became impossible.

The simplified being needed no resource to survive. Hence, there was no strife, but calmness and comity. Yet the recent sudden influx of too many lives into the afterlife, in a very short span of time, somewhat scratched the composure of the afterlife.

The Intangiville Vibes disseminated its interpretation of the event as an exodus under a viral pandemic in life. Exodus was from life. Exodus was into the afterlife. Exodus made the afterlife congested. Every new ghost, entering the afterlife, had to possess another ghost. Otherwise, it could not be accommodated. The congestion swallowed up the afterlively comfort of feathery lightness of existence and the liberty of ghostdom. 

Ghosts thereof started looking forward to October. During this month, ghosts used to be summoned by the living humans from all over the world, sometimes on bhoot chaturdashi, sometimes on Halloween, sometimes on dia de los muertos. The afterlife Geistarch used to assign the ghosts the responsibility of visiting different lives on these occasions. Which ghost would go live on what occasion in which location used to be solely the Geistarch’s discretion.

This October assignment used to be a roam free boon to every soul in the afterlife. The boon used to allow the ghosts to leave the afterlife and to mingle with life unconditionally. After all, the boon used to  be triggered because of the invitation by life.

In its October assignment paradigm, Goris found no life in ludicrous costumes pretending to be horrific. The site of the assignment lacked the decoration of lights. It made Goris rule out the possibility that the occasion was either Halloween or bhoot chaturdashi.

Goris found lives partying around it. Their faces were covered with skeletal mimics. Their clothes were painted with skeletons. It concluded confidently that the occasion was dia de los muertos. However, the gestures of those lives seemed remotely ghoulish, rather strongly ticklish to Goris and its host life.

Host life was the one that Goris entered by means of possessing. The invitation from life made the possessed life ‘host’ of the possessing ghost. The invitation made the host lend its senses to Goris. Senses enabled Goris to relish the offerings by its hosts.

The host ate, drank and sniffed things. Goris enjoyed along. 

On the dance floor, someone stomped on the feet of the host. The host cried in pain. But it was inaudible under the spell of the disc jockey. Borrowed senses inevitably made Goris, the possessing ghost, suffer from the pain of the possessed host.

For avenging the feeling of pain, Goris twisted and broke the necks of the mindless stompers. It crowded the afterlife further. But Goris was in life. It remained oblivious of further crowding of the afterlife. Rather it felt light. The influence could be the festive mood; could be its absence from the afterlife crowd, could be the substances in the system of its host.

Suddenly, the lives on the dance floor started stumbling over the bodies on the floor. They started screaming, running hither and thither. Stampede took the lives of many more. Goris guessed that the malodorous sourness in the air induced craziness in lives. The haze, the confusion, kept Goris immune from the reality of life around.

After a while, Goris was exhausted by the jumping, bumping and thumping of the host life. As its host sought relief at the urinal, the darkness in between the janitor's closet and the bathroom door enticed Goris. It left life and started dozing off.

Life was still thumping its feet and went back to the dance floor. The loudness of the dance floor flared even by the bathroom. But Goris left life and became free from the senses. It could only faintly imagine because of its remnant but quickly dying memory.

Then Goris started feeling dense. The Frequently Undulating Waves transmitted that the heaviness of the afterlife existence by the bathroom was growing hourly. Each existence was possessing the other just to squeeze in. The Waves also induced into the ghosts the understanding that this sudden influx of ghosts into the afterlife by bathroom were from the deaths on the dance floor and was totally different from the exodus that crowded the afterlife.

Goris was distraught. It took current heaviness as another of the countless, mindless ploys of life.

The dance floor was illuminated unexpectedly. “Deaths thinned the crowd on the dance floor, giving lights some chances...”, transmitted in the FU Waves

The Intangiville Vibes, however, reflected on an existential crisis, “Ghosts are unable to bear light. Hence, they are huddling in the nook by the bathroom. The lives in uniform would not let the ghosts have peace....”

Suddenly, the bright beam penetrated the afterlife by the corner beside the janitor’s closet. Goris and the whole bunch of ghosts just whizzed away.

They perched on the innermost trunk of a tree which was neither a birch nor a maple but had thick canopy even in the month of October. In that dark quiet coziness, the ghosts untangled themselves.

Disgust was in the Vibes, on the Wave, “Life always makes the afterlife uncomfortable; makes the existence of the afterlife difficult.

Camino de Confluencia shivered in fear as the ghosts screamed in protest from atop the ceylon ironwood tree, “Afterlife matters.”

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Monday, October 4, 2021

More About Maternal Might


  Fatima had three daughters. She used to live in Bangladesh. She was frail and poor. She was unable to take care of herself and her daughters. One day she grabbed the opportunity that appeared before her. It led her to further opportunities. Eventually, her burden of maternity became her power that set her on the path of emancipation from poverty.


    Abel and Joshua used to live in Israel. They wished to have children of their own. There were physical obstacles and social dilemmas. They overcame everything by the actions of their visionary friend, modern technologies and ventures in service sectors.



Fatima became instrumental in the creation of the  family of Abel and Joshua. All of them got what each of them wanted by catering to each other's needs. In this story of personal achievements, some philosophical arguments on national identity reached a resolve.

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Thursday, September 30, 2021

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Friday, September 24, 2021

About Maternal Might



Hello there,

Hope you all are good. Hope you all are enjoying yourselves. I am back with a new book. Its name is Maternal Might.

Maternal Might is a short read fiction. It is about a mother’s desperate endeavors in search of livelihood. It is, also, about fathers’ endeavor for family.

Poor, frail Fatima in Bangladesh was desperate to earn bread for her daughters. Her daughters had already learnt to digest hunger. They mustered the patience to see if they would get some food.

Business owners Joshua and Abel, from Israel, set their mind to start their family. One of them relocated his business to the other’s city. One of them was ready to risk a physical makeover to become parents.

Can Fatima and the couple Joshua and Abel, cater to their respective needs?



Maternal Might is rooted in a podcast I heard a few years ago. It speaks about women empowerment and gay rights. It depicts how humanity can reach the pinnacle of harmony by means of modern technologies and visionary initiative.

Short stories by Dr. Manos Chowdhury of Bangladesh helped me build the world of Fatima. Blogs and Vlogs about Israel helped me build the world of Joshua and Abel.

Maternal Might is ultimately an extraordinary tale of human actualization. It is the story of real union which seems impossible from a traditional viewpoint. 

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